Semicolon Stories

Long Colons and Semi-Colons

November 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm Danielle B Leave a comment

Things people with long colons don’t think twice about:

• Drinking a large Starbucks latte before boarding an airplane.
• Ordering an extra side of beans with the Mexican entree.
• Going for the grease-ball hamburger at lunch.
• Doing sit-ups, squats and lunges over and over and over.
• Cautiously eating Fiber One bars.

Things with people with semi-colons don’t think twice about:

• Passing on the “camping in the woods” trip.
• Paying extra for expensive toilet paper.
• Cursing when a guest bathroom doesn’t have spray.
• Changing a dirty diaper.
• Cautiously eating Fiber One bars.

Entry filed under: Everything Colon. Tags: camping, Fiber One, long colon, Mexican, semi-colon, Starbucks, toilet paper.