Reason #3 You Never Want Colon Cancer

March 4, 2010 at 12:50 am 2 comments

Reason #3
You will inevitably fart during ab workouts. Every. Time.

If you’re colon’s been shortened or nearly removed, it gets harder and harder to hold in the flatulence as you’re crunching, twisting and turning all of the core muscles. When I go to the boxing gym, I try to stand around all guys so everyone assumes it was one of them.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Rene  |  March 5, 2010 at 2:33 am

    Oh man! This one cracks me up! Mental image of you kickboxing and all that follows. Ha!

    Reply
  • 2. Carol St. clair  |  March 6, 2010 at 3:58 am

    And at home, you blame that suspicious noise/smell on the dogs, correct?

    Reply

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