Semicolon Stories

Reason #17 You Never Want Colon Cancer

March 17, 2010 at 10:30 am Danielle B Leave a comment

Reason #17
Bed Farts.

One of the most comfortable places in the world is bed. And one of the first things you do when you get comfortable as a semicolon is fart. Let’s just say I have a very forgiving, understanding husband who plays along and has found a way to clamp down the sheets hard enough to trap it in and laugh with me.

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