Posts tagged ‘camping’
Long Colons and Semi-Colons
Things people with long colons don’t think twice about:
- Drinking a large Starbucks latte before boarding an airplane.
- Ordering an extra side of beans with the Mexican entree.
- Going for the grease-ball hamburger at lunch.
- Doing sit-ups, squats and lunges over and over and over.
- Cautiously eating Fiber One bars.
Things with people with semi-colons don’t think twice about:
- Passing on the “camping in the woods” trip.
- Paying extra for expensive toilet paper.
- Cursing when a guest bathroom doesn’t have spray.
- Changing a dirty diaper.
- Cautiously eating Fiber One bars.
Semicolon Stories 