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Long Colons and Semi-Colons

Things people with long colons don’t think twice about:

  • Drinking a large Starbucks latte before boarding an airplane.
  • Ordering an extra side of beans with the Mexican entree.
  • Going for the grease-ball hamburger at lunch.
  • Doing sit-ups, squats and lunges over and over and over.
  • Cautiously eating Fiber One bars.

Things with people with semi-colons don’t think twice about:

  • Passing on the “camping in the woods” trip.
  • Paying extra for expensive toilet paper.
  • Cursing when a guest bathroom doesn’t have spray.
  • Changing a dirty diaper.
  • Cautiously eating Fiber One bars.

November 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm Leave a comment


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