Reason #26 You Never Want Colon Cancer
March 26, 2010 at 1:46 pm Danielle B Leave a comment
Reason #26
The *as well as my colon cooperates* clause
For example, I had a long list of things to do today other than sit on the couch with a heating pad on my belly and run to the restroom every 15 minutes or so for most of the day. But oh well. Those $1 margaritas were well worth it last night. And if truth be told, I probably needed a slower day today.
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Entry filed under: 31 Reasons You Never Want Colon Cancer, Colon Stories. Tags: 31 Reasons You Never Want Colon Cancer, colon, colon clause, margaritas, restroom.
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