Reasons #23 & #24 You Never Want Colon Cancer
March 24, 2010 at 11:16 pm Danielle B Leave a comment
Reason #23
You’ll have to take it easy on the cheese
I’ve never really considered myself a cheese connoisseur, but lately I’ve realized how much I love it … but not its impact on the GI track. Too much cheese will equal too much gas, or bathroom time, or both, guaranteed.
Reason #24
Coffee-only mornings make you blow up like a blimp
Maybe it was just my day today, but I learned the hard way that I probably shouldn’t start my mornings off with black coffee and neglect to eat anything with it. I felt like the Good Air Blimp was inside of my stomach all day.
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Entry filed under: 31 Reasons You Never Want Colon Cancer, Colon Stories. Tags: 31 Reasons You Never Want Colon Cancer, bloating, cheese, coffee, gas, GI track.
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