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Reason #3 You Never Want Colon Cancer

Reason #3
You will inevitably fart during ab workouts. Every. Time.

If you’re colon’s been shortened or nearly removed, it gets harder and harder to hold in the flatulence as you’re crunching, twisting and turning all of the core muscles. When I go to the boxing gym, I try to stand around all guys so everyone assumes it was one of them.

March 4, 2010 at 12:50 am 2 comments

Reason #2 You Never Want Colon Cancer

Reason #2
You’ll have to get used to going #1 and #2 every morning when you wake up.
This one’s pretty self-explanatory.

March 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm Leave a comment

31 Reasons You Never Want Colon Cancer

Happy Colon Cancer Awareness Month! As a way to help bring even more awareness to the disease and why getting checked is so incredibly important, I’ve decided to dedicate every post in March to colon cancer awareness. But instead of telling you to get your colonoscopy, check your poop and know your family history, I thought I’d give you real, practical reasons about why you want to stay on top of your colon health.  Take it from me, prevent it while you can.

Reason #1
You’ll never save money on cheap toilet paper ever again.
Most colon cancer patients are sent into surgery to remove the section of colon containing the cancer. Once you’ve had part of your colon removed, your bathroom trips double, triple or more. After awhile, you get tired of the raw bum because the sandpaper stuff just isn’t cutting it. You’ll switch to the good stuff and never return again, saving your bum in the process but kissing your economical spending goodbye.

March 2, 2010 at 4:25 am Leave a comment

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